A wacky cast of characters

A lot of these characters started out based on us and our friends but they have changed so much from their real-life counterparts that we can’t get sued (we hope).


The Dudes

Jay

Jay

Works full-time in computer tech support but is a full-time drinker on the side. Dabbles in the musical arts - he lives with Trey.

Trey

Trey

Freelance web designer who would rather play videogames - he lives with Jay.

Brando

Brando

Brando is a ladies man - he plays hockey too but he gets more bruises from women than the hockey.

The Rob

The Rob

Tries to make it as a computer programmer but is often works crummy odd jobs to pay the bills . Still living with his folks. He was a Mac user before Macs were cool.

Friends

Julie

Julie

Julie's a spoiled brat that manages a clothing store owned by her parents.

Raye

Raye

Raye is quiet - or maybe she just doesn't have anything to say.

Kari

Kari

Kari is politically correct and has to tell everyone that they're politically wrong.

Ninja

Ninja

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Steph

Steph

Steph is steph, he's also sometimes player two.

Byron

Byron

You know Grand Theft Auto? That's Byron's life.

Antagonists

Bitch Bear

Bitch Bear

Some dude in a bear suit who likes to say "bitch" a lot.

Gnome Sane

Gnome Sane

An living garden gnome who wants to kill the guys.

Mr. Plymouth

Mr. Plymouth

Super rich and will gamble on anything for anything. He seems like an elgible bachelor but doesn't seem to hang with any bachelorettes.

George & George

George & George

Retired boxer who sells anything on stupid late night infomercials. His daughter is also named George.

Other

Trey’s Cat

Trey’s Cat

This cat is nuts, bouncing off walls, killing birds, and THEN they feed it cat nip.

DJ Sprinkles

DJ Sprinkles

Just some raver dude - he died when raves got old.

Mr. & Mrs. Rob

Mr. & Mrs. Rob

The Rob's parents! They moved to the city so Rob has to run the house himself! Ah, those crazy parents grow up so fast...

Zig

Zig

Brando's dog - he got him to pick up chicks, but that didn't work so now he just has a dog.

Kirstie

Kirstie

Trey got set up on a blind date with Kirstie and apparently made a really good impression on her. Too bad it wasn't mutual.

Fricket T. Cricket

Fricket T. Cricket

A magical cricket that is summoned when you say his name out loud "Fricket the Cricket!"

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