Characters

Jay

Full time drinker, part-time tech support, and dabbles in the musical arts - he lives with Trey.

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Trey

Trey is a a freelance graphic designer who loves classic videogames - he lives with Jay.

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Brando

Brando is a ladies man - he plays hockey too but he gets more bruises from women than hockey.

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The Rob

The Rob moonlights as a computer programmer but is often forced to do crummy odd jobs to pay the bills. He was a Mac user before Macs were cool.

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Julie

Julie's a spoiled brat that manages a clothing store owned by her parents.

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Raye

Raye is quiet - or maybe she just doesn't have anything to say.

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Kari

Kari is politically correct and has to tell everyone that they're politically wrong. She's like The Lorax with tits.

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Steph

Steph is steph, he's also sometimes player two.

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Byron

You know Grand Theft Auto? That's Byron's life.

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Ninja

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Bitch Bear

Some dude in a bear suit who likes to say "bitch" - he's on twitter too.

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Mr. Plymouth

Super rich and will gamble on anything for anything. He seems like an elgible bachelor but doesn't seem to hang with any bachelorettes.

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George & George

Retired boxer who sells anything on stupid late night infomercials. His daughter is also named George.

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Gnome Sane

An animated garden gnome who wants to kill the guys.

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Fricket T. Cricket

A magical cricket that is summoned when you say his name out loud "Fricket the Cricket!"

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Zig

Brando's dog - he got him to pick up chicks, but that didn't work so now he just has a dog.

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Mr & Mrs Rob

The Rob's parents! They moved to the city so Rob has to run the house himself! Ah, those crazy parents grow up so fast...

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Trey's Cat

This cat is nuts, bouncing off walls, killing birds, and THEN they feed it cat nip.

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DJ Sprinkles

Just some raver dude - he died when raves got old.

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Kirstie

Trey got set up on a blind date with Kirstie and apparently made a really good impression on her. Too bad it wasn't mutual.

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