Meet the characters
Full time drinker, part-time tech support, and dabbles in the musical arts - he lives with Trey.
Trey is a a freelance graphic designer who loves classic videogames - he lives with Jay.
Brando is a ladies man - he plays hockey too but he gets more bruises from women than hockey.
The Rob moonlights as a computer programmer but is often forced to do crummy odd jobs to pay the bills. He was a Mac user before Macs were cool.
Julie's a spoiled brat that manages a clothing store owned by her parents.
Raye is quiet - or maybe she just doesn't have anything to say.
Kari is politically correct and has to tell everyone that they're politically wrong. She's like The Lorax with tits.
Some dude in a bear suit who likes to say "bitch" - he's on twitter too.
Super rich and will gamble on anything for anything. He seems like an elgible bachelor but doesn't seem to hang with any bachelorettes.
George & George
Retired boxer who sells anything on stupid late night infomercials. His daughter is also named George.
An animated garden gnome who wants to kill the guys.
Other characters & friends
Steph is steph, he's also sometimes player two.
You know Grand Theft Auto? That's Byron's life.
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Fricket T. Cricket
A magical cricket that is summoned when you say his name out loud "Fricket the Cricket!"
Brando's dog - he got him to pick up chicks, but that didn't work so now he just has a dog.
Mr & Mrs Rob
The Rob's parents! They moved to the city so Rob has to run the house himself! Ah, those crazy parents grow up so fast...
This cat is nuts, bouncing off walls, killing birds, and THEN they feed it cat nip.
Just some raver dude - he died when raves got old.
Trey got set up on a blind date with Kirstie and apparently made a really good impression on her. Too bad it wasn't mutual.