// Random  jabbaScript

// by Threeboy
// http://www.truenuff.com/

slogan = new Array();

slogan[0] = "100% based on kinda true events.";
slogan[1] = "Best Read Drunk!";
slogan[2] = "All Your Base... Nevermind.";
slogan[3] = "Come for the Beer, Stay for the Beer.";
slogan[4] = "We're Drunk Right Now!";
slogan[5] = "That keg was empty when we got it, man.";
slogan[6] = "Now on tap.";
slogan[7] = "Loosely based on loose events.";
slogan[8] = "Cookass!";
slogan[9] = "Finish your booze son, there are sober kids in China.";
slogan[10] = "Will drink for beer.";
slogan[11] = "Life Remixed.";
slogan[12] = "You must be this drunk to read.";
slogan[13] = "Brought to you by the number beer, and the letter drunk.";
slogan[14] = "Drink when you see the bear.";
slogan[15] = "Since 2001 whoa, seriously?";
slogan[16] = "ERROR: BEER NOUT FOUND!";
slogan[17] = "If you can read this you havn't drank enough.";
slogan[18] = "Beer. Beer. Beer.";
slogan[19] = "Don't try this at home - we're drinking professionals.";
slogan[20] = "99 problems and a bitch is one.";

index = Math.floor(Math.random() * slogan.length);

document.write(slogan[index]);